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This would have been our victory pose (had we been victorious)


...BALD? Definitely. ...FAT? If you say so. But please don't hate us because we're beautiful.



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The picture of the week

Feinberg at his annoying best

The good-looking guy in the red hat is "Sugar" Shane, producer of the Rosie O'Donnell show (the ladies call him "sugar" 'cause his fruits are so sweet!).

He doesn't look too happy though, does he? His job was to coordinate the taping of Kevin and Drew's antics while keeping them out of trouble.

"I thought it would be a cool week" he said. "Kevin and Drew seemed OK, and they have a good Shtick going."

Little did Shane know that that was no shtick.

"They started arguing almost immediately. Nothing can go smoothly for those two." Shane lamented. He continues: "Every small detail is a huge battle for them, and all arguments end the same. Kevin calls Drew a jackass, fat bastard, buttnut, idiot, liver lips, sisle chest, or dope. Then he bites his lip and steams off. It's friggin ridiculous!"

"And that Feinberg, all he does is complain" Shane is on a roll now. "In the first 5 minutes I met him this is all he had to say: 'The plane is late, it's late! The plane is delayed. Why is it delayed Shanes? It's too hot in this plane. The plane is gonna be late. I won't be able to get to the drugstore on time to get my medicine. I hope the medicine is not expensive in Nawlins. Shanes, do you think medicine is expensive in Nawlins? Shanes, the air in this plane is too dry, it's making me cough and crusting up my nose, see if you can do something about it. Shanes, can you get me a diet coke with lemon and no ice please? thank you. Oh' Shanes, these seats are no good, what's wrong, Rosie doesn't like us, she can't spring for the good seats up front. This food is no good. Shanes, switch seats with me, I need the aisle because I go to the bathroom a lot. This food is horrible! Shanes, can I eat your peas and carrots please?'

And on and on and on it went, for a whole week. Poor Shane.

"And another thing" Shane recalled. "They kept calling me Shanes, with an "s" at the end. That's not my name. My name is Shane. Singular! They have a fraternity brother called Shanes. So they kept calling me Shanes. I mean, it was funny the first 2 or 3 times, but really, how many times are they gonna call me Shanes, and then laugh about it?

In the photo above, Feinberg is complaining that it is far too humid in the stadium and it is causing his head to itch. He just asked Shane to go to his room and get his scalp cream for him. Shane can only grin and bear it a few more days as he begins daydreaming about how hard he worked in college and how he liked his job up until this week. "These guys actually think I'm their gofer!"

The cute lady in the scene is Jamie, a freelance reporter. You can see she's skeeved by Drews incessant rubbing of his scalp. "I had an immediate and incredible dislike for Drew" she later confided to Shane.




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